The Powers That Be ([info]the_powers) wrote,
@ 2003-03-02 15:05:00
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Current mood: exhausted

Wal-Mart is an import from a Hell Dimension...
...I am convinced of it.

Those vests. Those buttons. The endless expanses of shiny white linoleum reflecting flickering flourescent lights forever into your eyes until you feel like shards of glass exploding into your gray matter would be a RELIEF. The seemingly never-faltering waves of overweight housewives in Keds pushing strollers filled with mewling snotty rotund children throwing my precious ladies' wear ALL OVER THE STORE JUST AFTER I FINALLY GOT THE KATHY LEE SPECIAL LINE SORTED OUT.

That is it. I am fed up. I quit.

Now. How the heaven am I going to pay rent?


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[info]krellen
2003-03-02 08:41 pm UTC (link)
'Least it's not MAL-MART.

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Egad
[info]skipthedemon
2003-03-03 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Does your place at least keep power and the lights on? I thought so. And after that last trip to Mexico,... egad, I won't go into it. Long story short, Water bad. I'll take housewives anyday. I just don't think they hire a man of my sorts.

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[info]the_powers
2003-03-05 01:24 am UTC (link)
...Well. I went back. They're keeping me out of ladies and stocking candy, which I can handle. I might smite the place when I get home, though.

That said, I can get you a fifteen percent discount on portable generators and oil lamps, if that'll be any help?

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[info]jenny__calendar
2003-03-16 08:23 am UTC (link)
In Sunnydale, I've always found that the school will hire just about anyone. Even if you don't have a real social security number.

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