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Memo from the Head Office
To: Deadfolks@afterlife.org
From: tptb@afterlife.org
Re: Internal Memo

Alright, listen up. We've been getting a crapload of complaints and ressurection requests lately, and it's got to stop. I know you're all worried about your friends and loved ones, but seriously, there's a reason this is called Afterlife -- it comes -after- life. It's not an interlude between jaunts on earth, except through the traditional methods of reincarnation.

Now. Enough is enough. We've got a backlog in Reincarnation and we will get to each one of you as soon as we can. The current estimated duration between death and reincarnation is 138 years; but don't panic, thing will be very cool in the next century. The guys who wrote The Matrix are not prescient. Relax.

The afterlife is not a revolving door. People, please. Learn to stay dead.

Thank you.

The Powers That Be
Senior Managers of All That Exists, Will Exist, or Has Existed