The Price of Omniscience...
...is having to keep track of everything all at once. Bah. It's distracting, I tell you. It's a good thing I have assistants, though honestly, with all the hubub these days I may have to subcontract to some mortal minions for help with the bookkeeping.

Apparently, some creature is out there impersonating thefirstgood as the antithesis of thefirstevil and using lots of Seventh Heaven icons. We would like to warn all our friendly folk that not everyone is as it seems, and that -technically- being the first evil or first good still implies someone was there first.

Ie, moi.

That said, to the various immortal power forces in the universe running amok, We have this to add:

You break it, you buy it. Universes are damn expensive and labor intensive and all sales are final, so We'd better not be hearing any cosmic smashing sounds coming from this one, hear?

Play nice.

That said, today's ledger will be a little late. I'm positively swimming in paperwork, I tell you. Not to mention I still have a hangover from Jonathan's dubious drink mixing skills. Oy.

Confidential to stephen_connor: We are looking out for you, kiddo, but in the name of all that is holy and good, please keep the Oedipal madness to a minimum. Thank you kindly.

Confidential to red_witch: Am forwarding divine prophecy of interest to you, once We find suitable vessel for delivery. All magic mirrors are broken or on loan to Fairies and Fey Division, else would be there sooner. Working on it.

Semi-Confidential to _ripper_: Love ya, sweetie. Pack extra sweaters for Nunavut, okay?